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Please take a second to read and signal boost?


Just gonna take a second to ask everyone to adopt my old elementary school. It takes two seconds and is completely free (unless you choose to donate.)

In the spring it had a furnace malfunction that resulted in a fire. Due to toxic smoke and dust, literally everything had to be taken out of the school and thrown away, including the contents of the first library where me and hundreds of other kids learned to love reading. My old elementary school is going to have to replace every last book in the library, but they also have to replace every chair, desk, table, etc… that was in the school.

You may not have heard of the various budget cuts that the BC government has been throwing at our provincial public education system, but that plus the current strike action going on province-wide with the teaching staff makes it really hard for the school to even begin thinking about replacing books from the school.

All that being said, you can help make this a bit less of a headache for RMES! If my old school becomes the top adoptee, it will receive $10,000 in books! There’s 9 days left, and we’re currently in 6th place. Please, please, please take a minute to adopt RMES, all it takes is a name and an email and then you can go on with your day. You can adopt for free once each day, too!

Thank you all so much!

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